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Top Ten…

August 7, 2005

Mood: Way Past Tired
Song: "In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning"

Things you learn by staying up WAY too late at night…

10) You really DO need another ab-crunching machine

9) Nachos and leftover strawberry ice cream can make the perfect snack

8) Your Shetland Sheepdog and your husband both talk in thier sleep šŸ™‚

7) If you try really hard, it is possible to find an argument justifying the Warren Commission's report in its entirety

6) The washing machine uses Morse code to communicate with the dryer

5) There are exactly 576 specks on the ceiling in the living room. Ditto the front bathroom.

4) Even though they may have been on the mental back burner for years, rhymes about the Presidents of the United States come back at the oddest times.

3) Brazil has world class figure skaters

2) Trivial Pursuit is not necessarily a two player game

AND…

1) The entire unabridged Les Miserables is, in fact, written on the inside of the human eyelid

Th-th-th-that's all, folks

JRW

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One comment

  1. love the list.

    peace,
    zayne



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